Quote #16699
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #30059
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #24258
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living...
Quote #16789
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #25970
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #9994
Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and...
Quote #27765
All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people.