Quote #14213
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quote #15445
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #29604
The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who...
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #4525
The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail; mental excellence is...
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #11392
Not only are you anal, but you are anal about things most people have...
Quote #33505
Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...