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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.
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Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.
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If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
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America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in...
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It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive...
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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.