Quote #20853
Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
Quote #33624
It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
Quote #10766
Education is for improving the lives of others and for leaving your community and...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #4832
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.