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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Genius is one of the many forms of insanity.
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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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There was never in the history of the world a great politician who was...
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The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not...
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Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one...