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The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
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I ask you to look both ways. For the road to a knowledge of...
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Money is the barometer of a society’s virtue.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.