Quote #8439
Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
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Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as...
Quote #34749
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
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To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct...
Quote #20929
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #17585
The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of...