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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #31565
The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
Quote #22729
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #896
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
Quote #11417
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
Quote #23460
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...