Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #31448
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner...
Quote #18458
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #32561
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s...
Quote #12764
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #12475
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either...
Quote #28931
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring...
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #31825
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
Quote #22108
Appreciation is a wonderful thing It makes what is excellent in others belong to...