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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love...
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they...
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Silence is more musical than any song.
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...