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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
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Good government generally begins in the family, and if the moral character of a...
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All marriages are mixed marriages.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than...
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My tongue will tell the anger of mine heart, Or else my heart, concealing...
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Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
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I conceive the essential task of religion to be to develop the consciences, the...
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All historians, even the most scientific, have bias, if in no other sense than...