Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #11869
Being powerful is a lot like being a woman: If you have to tell...
Quote #7669
Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man...
Quote #33282
Swollen in head, weak in legs, sharp in tongue but empty in belly. (On...
Quote #32482
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that...
Quote #3146
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #18362
No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.
Quote #32418
Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out...
Quote #28391
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...