Quote #9464
I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as...
Quote #24811
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #4888
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #22127
One should not lose one’s temper unless one is certain of getting more and...
Quote #16133
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
Quote #14044
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is...
Quote #33849
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.