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Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
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Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...
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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
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I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
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Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it’s cowardice.
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We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.