Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #6266
All that counts in life is intention.
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In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors...
Quote #12989
Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this...
Quote #9346
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...
Quote #19321
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients...
Quote #34791
Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
Quote #7186
Do no dishonour to the earth least you dishonour the spirit of man.
Quote #1044
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...