Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #13403
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
Quote #10311
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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We can never tell what is in store for us.
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All art is but imitation of nature.
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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #14751
We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the...