Quote #18088
A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #24958
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought...
Quote #5282
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #7437
In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #24691
The radical novelty of modern science lies precisely in the rejection of the belief,...
Quote #33054
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
Quote #32941
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...