Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #34732
This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #25714
May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
Quote #19542
Don’t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again....
Quote #6358
The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
Quote #7595
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #19478
One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
Quote #26329
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.