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The man who is not a socialist at twenty has no heart, but if...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
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I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
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You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.
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All legislation, all government, all society is founded upon the principle of mutual concession,...
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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it...
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss...