Quote #1177
“My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #22815
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.
Quote #19746
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.
Quote #17224
From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
Quote #33865
Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Quote #23609
Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do...
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #31006
Respect yourself most of all.