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When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
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To be silent the whole day long, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen...
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All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
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We relish news of our heroes, Forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too.
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When you wish to instruct, be brief that men’s minds take in quickly what...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
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Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.