Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #29247
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
Quote #2610
The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted...
Quote #33601
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #837
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Quote #22027
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
Quote #33986
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Quote #1834
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #7582
Consistency is the quality of a stagnant mind.
Quote #28417
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...