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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
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No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will...
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The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
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Like dear St. Francis of Assisi I am wedded to Poverty: but in my...
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It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.