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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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There is a kind of pleasure which comes from sacrilege or the profanation of...
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...
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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest...
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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first...
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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When even one American — who has done nothing wrong — is forced by...