Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #8008
Punishment is not for revenge, but to lessen crime and reform the criminal.
Quote #19155
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Quote #7472
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #23017
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
Quote #20377
You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. Navajo
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #2260
People forget how fast you did a job – but they remember how well...