Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #26954
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
Quote #16523
There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...
Quote #17125
There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Quote #12114
A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile...
Quote #5503
Look twice before you leap.
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #23795
Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand...
Quote #19399
To keep the body in good health is a duty. . . otherwise we...