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Our way is not soft grass, it’s a mountain path with lots of rocks....
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To hear complaints with patience, even when complaints are vain, is one of the...
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to...
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Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering...
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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I’ve always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end...