Quote #4039
Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them...
Quote #3228
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.
Quote #10703
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #15771
The hardest work in the world is that which should have been done yesterday.
Quote #25251
Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
Quote #3147
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real...
Quote #21759
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #15592
Condense some daily experience into a glowing symbol, and an audience is electrified.