Quote #8982
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a...
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #30075
I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #2194
The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #23372
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Quote #21261
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is...
Quote #24816
Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and...