Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Quote #13225
Now I understand why Henry VIII started his own church.
Quote #26339
Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will...
Quote #30937
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #14100
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #28484
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I...
Quote #23415
Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Quote #34186
Courage is saying, Maybe what I’m doing isn’t working maybe I should try something...