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Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the...
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I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
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Remember It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the...
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Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #33528
Never think that God’s delays are God’s denials. Hold on hold fast hold out....
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We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle...
Quote #12771
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing...