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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
Quote #5147
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
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If you are an author and give one of your books to a member...
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Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself...
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My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do...
Quote #32646
Change everything except your loves.
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #2057
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.