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The true fanatic is a theocrat, someone who sees himself as acting on behalf...
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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I know half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. Now, if I...
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or...
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Don’t forget to love yourself.
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
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War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger...