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The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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There are always reasons for murdering a man. But there is no justification for...
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The trouble is that everyone talks about reforming others, and no one thinks about...
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One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is...