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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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I was too green to know that all cynicism masks a failure to cope...
Quote #29984
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
Quote #4983
I have not slept one wink.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #11940
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Quote #29687
You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
Quote #34627
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...