Quote #25350
In necessary things, unity in doubtful things, liberty in all things, charity.
Quote #32913
When you make a mistake, don’t look back at it long. Take the reason...
Quote #11171
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #7900
The first condition of immortality is death.
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #17008
As soon as there is life there is danger.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #7477
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Quote #10078
You are the product of your own brainstorm.