Quote #390
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #15998
Were there but one virtuous man in the world, he would hold up his...
Quote #31269
Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #10426
Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend, before we too into...
Quote #17351
The unnatural, that too is natural.
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.