Quote #25290
Conceit is God’s gift to little men.
Quote #10260
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
Quote #2296
Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #34571
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
Quote #23429
I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I...
Quote #12331
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #1287
Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most...
Quote #497
When women go wrong, men go right after them.