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“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...
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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
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Live…..Laugh…..GOLF
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right...
Quote #14504
The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...