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All people want is someone to listen.
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One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
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Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers.
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Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of...
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
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There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...