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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
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Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.
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If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes...