Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #1061
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud...
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Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #29756
We must have the courage to bet on our ideas, to take the calculated...
Quote #33540
I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he...
Quote #14529
Nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #22146
Practise yourself, for heaven’s sake, in little things and thence proceed to greater.