Quote #8498
Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.
Quote #25879
Writing, I think, is not apart from living. Writing is a kind of double...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #32934
We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Quote #29096
Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong...
Quote #5702
To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or...
Quote #21609
We are most alive when we’re in love.