Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #33084
But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself–you know, one...
Quote #10288
Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in...
Quote #2919
Avarice is the sphincter of the heart.
Quote #7580
Toward no crime have men shown themselves so cold-bloodedly cruel as in punishing differences...
Quote #34328
I’m not judging people, I’m judging their actions. It’s the same type of distinction...
Quote #33344
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Quote #24579
For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be...
Quote #29515
The real sadness of fifty is not that you change so much but that...