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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
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In the republic of mediocrity genius is dangerous.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the...
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A good word is an easy obligation but not to speak ill, requires only...
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Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.
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I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
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Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
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Learning is finding out what you already know, Doing is demonstrating that you know...
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Life…..is a series of dogs.