Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #3449
Chief of the Army.
Quote #4746
Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall,...
Quote #3510
Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
Quote #21821
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one’s values.
Quote #8797
Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the...
Quote #20649
Immature love says ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #8014
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at...