Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #11773
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Quote #15185
Philosophers should consider the fact that the greatest happiness principle can easily be made...
Quote #9304
Love is the reason for it all.
Quote #7895
Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer...
Quote #33116
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #12152
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #16649
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
Quote #2302
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.