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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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When the destroyer comes, his first act will be to destroy all the books.
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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There are only three events in a man’s life birth, life, and death he...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
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The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
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….it is better to succeed with success than failure.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread,...