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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what...
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
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In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.
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Constancy in love is a perpetual inconstancy, in which the heart attaches itself successively...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that’s a...
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...
Quote #3055
I am not young enough to know everything.