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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Reason and free inquiry are the only effectual agents against error.
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have the time or the...
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does...
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Fixed ideas are like a cramp in the foot – the best remedy against...
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If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off...